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Ok it’s been 20 minutes and I have been hearing a rustling of leaves like someone is walking around the house, and just yesterday me and my cousin spotted a bear… I should be moving and doing something about it right? No… I’m scared out of my mind, frozen to my chair because if it is a bear the only thing I’ll be doing is screaming… and there’s no bear police is there? No, but that would be pretty cool…

Mr Ted E. Bear, I am going to read you your rights, you have the right to remain silent, anything you growl or claw will be used against you in the court of the woods. You have the right to an oppusum, if you do not have one, one will be thrown at you. Do you understand all the rights that have been read to you?